#mind-power

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"When you stop blaming others for where you are in life, that is when you can start to manifest your dream life!"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"We are exactly what our history made us to be."

"The negative patterns that form as a result of this self defeating behaviour actually symbolize the negative belief that we nurture."

"So, and it is common sense, be in the moment to make things happen in that moment."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."