#mind-power

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Whatever your desire, use Cosmic Ordering to get what you require!"

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Cosmic Ordering is your one way ticket to prosperity."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."