#mind-power

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Having faith makes you vibrate at a frequency level that is identical to that of the universe, providing you a result that you would not have arrived at before."

"Don’t just wish you were rich, use Cosmic Ordering."

"In the beginning man was poor, then along came Cosmic Ordering."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Whatever you lay your hands on, self-esteem is visible."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."