#mind-power

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Some people only dream of success… while others wake up and use Cosmic Ordering."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Exhaust your worries and they will soon leave you."

"When we lose our spiritual child then that is when we have grown old."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Take a rain check on poverty with Cosmic Ordering."

"Don’t let time make a fool of you, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"It’s a red sky every night with Cosmic Ordering."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."