#mind-power

"All that you are is all around you."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."