#mind-power

"Knowing that the brain is predisposed to religion and spirituality, then might it be that God is a creation of the brain?"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

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"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"If you weren’t born with a silver spoon in your mouth, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."