#mind-power

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success."

"It’s not about working for money, it’s about having money work for you."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"The only secret of wealth creation is knowing how to use Cosmic Ordering."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"The mind is just like a muscle - the more you exercise it, the stronger it gets and the more it can expand."

"It is in doing things and not reading about them that results come about."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."