#mind-power

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Time is the wisest counselor of all, but Cosmic Ordering is the biggest provider."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Unless you know where you are going then you will not know how to get there."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Time and space have no meaning, just as your conscious thoughts are meaningless."

"If you are faced with a lost opportunity, think of the shifting reality and be ready to catch it when it comes your way. This is the way reality functions."