#mind-power

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Lessen the odds are stacked against you, Use Cosmic Ordering."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Start with big dreams and make life worth living."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."