#mind-power

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"Circumstances, knowledge or birth do not determine the realisation of your desires. It is only you who are blocking the achievement of your dreams and goals."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Wealth creation is 10% of what you know and 90% Cosmic Ordering."

"Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"We are all teachers, we all have knowledge and experiences that can teach others."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."