#mind-power

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"Every sunrise is priceless and you can experience the richness that life holds only when you live life to the full instead of just being an onlooker."

"Now beggars can be choosers with Cosmic Ordering."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Since extra-sensory perception (ESP) is awareness of the world beyond the senses, it would be inappropriate to term this Sixth Sense ‘extrasensory’."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"