#Money

"Failure is a steppingstone to poverty, Cosmic Ordering is an elevator to success."

"What's weird is the Hot Boys and the whole New Orleans Cash Money thing had a really big impact on the Bay when that was popping off. I don't all the way understand it. I mean, I know that they were big everywhere and had a lot of commercial success in the mid to late '90s, but they were really, really felt in the Bay Area."

"I don't understand it. Jack will spend any amount of money to buy votes but he balks at investing a thousand dollars in a beautiful painting."

"I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited, but a little nervous, because we were at a fancy restaurant and I only had enough money in my wallet to pay for two. So being the gentleman I am, I suggested that we skip out on the bill after we were finished eating."

"In the beginning man was poor, then along came Cosmic Ordering."

"...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."

"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."

"If someone does not consider those around them to be valuable and hold only themselves in high regard, they too have a very bad self-esteem."

"When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!"

"Don’t wait for success, use Cosmic Ordering."

"The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life."

"Exhaust your worries and they will soon leave you."

"If you want to be on Forbes Rich List, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Silver is an investment. It’s like a second-place future. Makes me want to create Michael Phelps-flavored ice cream and eat a whole tub."

"Don't blow off another's candle for it won't make yours shine brighter."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever."

"Use Cosmic Ordering now, not as a morning after pill."

"There are more triumphs than defeats with Cosmic Ordering."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."