#personal-growth

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."