#personal-growth

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"It takes a well-spent lifetime, and perhaps more, to crystalize in us that for which we exist."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Your inner strength is your outer foundation"

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"