#personal-growth

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."