#personal-growth

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."