"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."
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913 quotes about personal-growth
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personal-growth Quotes
"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."
"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."
"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."
"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."
"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."
"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."
"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."