#personal-growth

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"The tragedy is that what you disapprove of in others is the very thing you disapprove of in yourself."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Simply just BE GRATEFUL what you have today, there is millions who'are crying for the place where you are today"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."