#poetry

"no’ might make them angrybut it will make you free."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"If my like for you was a football crowd, you’d be deaf ’cause of the roar. And if my like for you was a boxer, there’d be a dead guy lying on the floor. And if my like for you was sugar, you’d lose your teeth before you were twenty. And if my like for you was money, let’s just say you’d be spending plenty."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Lord, may the pain be ours, And the weakness that it brings, But at least give us the strength, Of not showing it to anyone!"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"when man determined to destroy himself he picked the was of shall and finding only why smashed it into because"

"The poet…is the man of metaphor: while the philosopher is interested only in the truth of meaning, beyond even signs and names, and the sophist manipulates empty signs…the poet plays on the multiplicity of signifieds."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"I take thee at thy word:Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized;Henceforth I never will be Romeo."

"because some thingssometimesaren't ours to hold,but just beautiful to listen to."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."