#positive-attitude

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."