#positive-attitude

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."