#positive-attitude

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"I am not the moon orbiting around your planet; I am the sun that will burn through your frozen mind."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."