#positive-attitude

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"If you are unclear about what attitudes you adhere to, you will have a difficult time evaluation which ones are not serving your highest good."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."