#positive-attitude

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"There is a magnificent, beautiful, wonderful painting in front of you! It is intricate, detailed, a painstaking labor of devotion and love! The colors are like no other, they swim and leap, they trickle and embellish! And yet you choose to fixate your eyes on the small fly which has landed on it! Why do you do such a thing?"

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."