#positive-attitude

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"