#positive-mindset

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."