#positive-mindset

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"I don't do that kind of negativity. If you put your energy into thinking about how much the fall would hurt, you're already halfway down."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"