#positive-mindset

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."