#positive-mindset

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."