#positive-mindset

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."