#positive-motivation

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"