#positive-motivation

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."