Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff... - Beryl Dov

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

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