#positive-motivation

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."