#positive-motivation

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

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