#positive-motivation

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."