#positive-motivation

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."