#positive-motivation

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."