#positive-motivation

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."