#positive-motivation

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."