"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."
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"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."
"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"
"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."
"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."
"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."
"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."
"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."
"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."