#positive-motivation

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."