#positive-motivation

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."