#positive-motivation

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Feet sandaled with dreams tread paths of vision leading to wisdom’s sharp peaks."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"