#positive-motivation

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."