#power-of-love

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

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"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."