"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."
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"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."
"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."
"Forgive to set yourself free; love to set the prisoner free."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"
"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."