#power-of-love

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."