#power-of-love

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."