#power-of-love

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"He who knows how to use the power of love is the most powerful."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"