#power-of-love

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."