#power-of-love

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."