#power-of-love

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."