#power-of-love

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."