#power-of-love

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Forgive to set yourself free; love to set the prisoner free."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."