#definitions

"The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms."

"Wit is educated insolence."

"Tears are words the heart can't express"

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."