#definitions

"Wit is educated insolence."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on."

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do."

"The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Tears are words the heart can't express"