#definitions

"The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Tears are words the heart can't express"

"Wit is educated insolence."

"An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do."

"Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on."