#Purpose

"We may run, walk, stumble. drive, or fly, but let us never lose sight of the reason for the journey, or miss a chance to see a rainbow on the way."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"You need to get out of your nest in order to fly."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"You've been given the innate power to shape your life...but you cannot just speak change, you have to LIVE change. Intent paired with action builds the bridge to success. You can't just want it; you have to do it, live it...BE it! Success isn't something you have, it's something you DO!"

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"One does not have to be a philosopher to be a successful artist, but he does have to be an artist to be a successful philosopher. His nature is to view the world in an unpredictable albeit useful light."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Our culture encourages us to plan every moment and fill our schedules with one activity and obligation after the next, with no time to just be. But the human body and mind require downtime to rejuvenate. I have found my greatest moments of joy and peace just sitting in silence, and then I take that joy and peace with me out into the world."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"But we are strong, each in our purpose, and we are all more strong together."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."