#Purpose

"Be above it! Make the world serve your purpose, but do not serve it!"

"Life is difficult."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Our privileges are not for our pleasure but rather for our purpose."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"I can’t think of anything more disheartening than living a life without a clear purpose."

"Man is nothing else but what he purposes, he exists only in so far as he realizes himself, he is therefore nothing else but the sum of his actions, nothing else but what his life is."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"She has man's brain--a brain that a man should have were he much gifted--and woman's heart. The good God fashioned her for a purpose, believe me when He made that so good combination."

"You were not meant for a mundane or mediocre life!"

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Once something has outlived its usefulness in one area of life, its purpose for being in existence is no longer the same. The leaf that captures a stream of sunlight, and then transfers its energy to the tree, serves one purpose in the spring and summer, and another completely different one through the fall and winter."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."