#Purpose

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"You will have fewer regrets in life if you start focusing and taking responsiblity for where you are and where you want to be."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Realize that if a door closed, it’s because what was behind it wasn’t meant for you."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"It is the same way with dating. The time you are most prepared for dating is when you don't need anyone to complete you, fulfill you, or instill in you a sense of worth or purpose."

"Men are free when they are obeying some deep, inward voice of religious belief. Obeying from within. Men are free when they belong to a living, organic, believing community, active in fulfilling some unfulfilled, perhaps unrealized purpose. Not when they are escaping to some wild west. The most unfree souls go west, and shout of freedom."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Why do you so earnestly seek the truth in distant places?Look for delusion and truth in thebottom of your own heart."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."